Good Afternoon Is this the flight to Miami? Went to a bachleor party last night and seem to have become seperated from my friends,…oh the wife is gonna kill me when I get home…rambling on here…just nod once for yes or two for you are soooo in trouble my friend….
Uh…pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
When Afflac agents are determined to get the sale
Got to be photo shopped. No way a bird could stay on a wing with a jet flying at normal speed. Still cute, though.
😂😂 my new cover photo 🤣🤣
I know I asked for a window seat, but this is ridiculous!
Just thought i’d duck in….
Good Afternoon Is this the flight to Miami? Went to a bachleor party last night and seem to have become seperated from my friends,…oh the wife is gonna kill me when I get home…rambling on here…just nod once for yes or two for you are soooo in trouble my friend….
Is this where we try out for the New AFLAC commercial?
“Anyone know the way to the lake?”
This reminds me of one of the first Twilight Zone episodes back in the ,50s
Is William Shatner on this flight?
“Let’s fly high together” you said ” we’ll do some thing different” you said, you forgot the part about you had a window seat on a bloody plane 😍😁🐒
I’m telling you….this is how you get away from the screaming kids. Just open that door marked exit 😁
Flight attendant
You have any crackers in that cart …and a bottle of water will do just fine …quack quack .
Ha ha ha you paid for your seat I didn’t!!!
Comin’ in on a wing and a prayer!
This economy class is for the birds.
Well, Sufferin’ Succotash!
Quit ducking me and pay the bill
Why waste all my energy, when I can get a free flight. 😄
Hey, I am Tired Of Flying, Could I Catch A Ride?🦆
You have money for vacation but haven’t paid me back my money?!
Is this flight heading south????
Why are you looking at me like that let me in,can’t you see I am tired .😂
So there really is a daffy Duck.
Peanuts, please. Also, this is not what I had in mind when I asked for a window seat.
Boy, were my wings tired…
Oh great they get to sit and fly,and all these years I’ve been doing It the hard way.
But but ima therapy duck.!!!
What are you humans doing up here, you’re not supposed to fly!
Do you watch the twilight zone too??
Hey, have you seen a flock of ducks go by here?
Where’s AFLAC when you need them
Is that the Hudson down there?
Just copping a ride….!
I think Iam lost where are we going.
Boo…no you’re not drunk…i just needed a lift.
I really dont like flying standbys…lol
Hitch Hicker’s guide to the Galaxy they said!!Well have 2 Words for Them,QUACK QUACK!!!
Just along for the ride.
New meaning for the word “AIR DUCT”
Just hitchin a ride…how’s the snacks on this flight??
I opened the shade and saw this! He must be in group 9 as well 😂 Tammy V Miller
Excuse me, do you have any Gray Poupon I can use…
You have now entered the Twilight Zone…..
Oooooops!!!wrong flight.
Thought you were going South!
Hey…my wings got tired so I grabbed this one!
Look this isn’t 1st class!
Hey, I’m not done doing the PreFlight inspection.
If I was on the wing of a plane, thousands of feet in the air, this is the one time I would want to be a duck!