Life is hard being a bear. No one wants to be around you. I try and give people hugs and they run away screaming. As if they think I’m going to eat them or something. Man all I want is to be loved.
Where did everyone go? They all ran away…. don’t they like me? I just wanted to picnic with them. They acted scared of me, I won’t hurt you! Guys come back!
Sitting here resting my bones but this loneliness won’t leave me alone. I’m beary lonely.
I thought I heard the dinner bell!
Juss waitin on my Taco….
Hey booboo where’s the pic a nic baskets
And here I was hoping for a CONJUGAL visit !!
Eat a tourist they said , it’ll be fun they said , now I think I’m getting diarrhea !!!
If I were a Polar Bear, I would have been waited on by now.
I’ve been sitting here for hours ! Where the hell is Boo Boo with my pic a nic basket !
98,99,100 ready or not here I come!
What does a guy have to do to get a cup of coffee around here???!!!
Are u sure Goldilocks is coming.
“…I miss Boo Boo. It’s my fault he’s doing 3 to 5 for that damn pic-a-nic basket. Fucking ranger”
Service sure is slow here!
Have a darn picnic they said, it’ll be fun they said,
Meet at 2 they said, and now?
How the hell would I know its April fools, I’m a darn bear🐻!
when did my butt get so big so depressing….OMG
Where is that man, how long does it take to get 2 cheese burgers and fries. And better not forget my chocolate shake.
If I don’t get to the woods soon people will question what religion the pope is!!!
(Yogi Bear voice)…..Uhhhhh what happened to the milk n cookies today??? (Sigh)! 😒
Where is my pic-a-nic basket Boo Boo?
I hope they don’t forget the pickles this time.
I know I should shit in the woods but what the hell.
Deep in thought ! Do you know where a bear contemplates the mysteries of the universe ?! ANYWHERE HE WANTS TO !!
Don’t tell me i missed the Turkey!!!!
Smarter than the Average Bear!
No beary wants me, just want a mate, to give me a bear hug, and all will be Great!
where is my picnic basket
I’m going to just sit here and think.
Pooh promised a honey picnic today. Don’t tell me that silly old bear ate it all again!!
Lousy service at this joint.
She said she would be right back
Life is hard being a bear. No one wants to be around you. I try and give people hugs and they run away screaming. As if they think I’m going to eat them or something. Man all I want is to be loved.
Where did everyone go? They all ran away…. don’t they like me? I just wanted to picnic with them. They acted scared of me, I won’t hurt you! Guys come back!
I can’t wait to write a Yelp review about this place. They’re gonna get 2 stars tops!
Where is my pick a nick basket?