I don’t have a caption but I’m 72 years old with a beautiful 6 year old granddaughter. I was playing around one day and this is the look I got from her when I said “You are so cute! You’re almost as cute as I am!
Cindy was nervous going on her first date with Bill, as you can see in their first selfie together. Of course, mom was closed behind them, watching, just like a mother hen!
Hello my name is original and this is my partner extra crispy from the kfc police department we’re investigating a frying homicide the victim was covered in breading next to a tub of ranch shortly after death
We don’t give a shit what the cows say. Eat more beef. You want less stupidity in the world? Eat more beef. Those shitheads don’t even know how to spell CHICKEN!
I had to laugh at this. We have 6 turkeys who come visit every day, usually 3 times a day. Sometimes they look at us just like this and say, where’s the bird seed?
Unfortunately I don’t have chickens anymore Joe. We had to get rid of them as we are moving home. They have gone to a nice lady who has a farm with lots of other chickens for friends. They all play under apple trees all day long in an orchard. OR, answer B…. we ate them!
I rule the roost at night! But damn I’m hen pecked all damn day! But I have to admit my girls are just gorgeous! Just the right amount of meat on their bones to make a guy say “o my! cock a doddle do”! So I deal with the hen pecking cause the rewards are unbelieveable! Who else can say they have their pick of the ladies 10 times a day!? So alil hen pecking….i can handle it!😜
Definitely me and you staring at the Starbucks lady when she tells us how much the coffee is and just before we complain in unison.And that’s Sandra lagging back, hoping no one will notice that she’s with us! Lol!
Are Democrats really that stupid?
My gosh, Pelosi and Feinstein coming out of a town hall meeting, with Schumer in the background between them.
I think he is waking up, hit him again.
You know what you can do with those 11 herbs and spices?
You like the color of my head and comb? Wait until you see the color of the map of the US after the November election, it’ll be blindingly red.
Look into my eyes…..eat more beef🤣
I don’t have a caption but I’m 72 years old with a beautiful 6 year old granddaughter. I was playing around one day and this is the look I got from her when I said “You are so cute! You’re almost as cute as I am!
Cindy was nervous going on her first date with Bill, as you can see in their first selfie together. Of course, mom was closed behind them, watching, just like a mother hen!
Wow look at Henrietta laying there naked…thoes thighs those breasts those wing’s………… she’s dead Hubert.
You sit there eating our unborn children in an omelette and that’s all you got to say??
Hello my name is original and this is my partner extra crispy from the kfc police department we’re investigating a frying homicide the victim was covered in breading next to a tub of ranch shortly after death
Wait till you’ve been married 30 + years and see what you look like!
I do not see anything political in this picture. I think of Simon and Garfunkel. Someone needs to build a bridge over troubled waters.
They were given a pardon! Because there’s no customers at the Red Hen Restaurant . They are just going to thank Sarah . Freedom Lives!!!
We don’t give a shit what the cows say. Eat more beef. You want less stupidity in the world? Eat more beef. Those shitheads don’t even know how to spell CHICKEN!
You expect us to believe President Trump is responsible for the hurricane hitting the eastern coast. What a man of influence
I had to laugh at this. We have 6 turkeys who come visit every day, usually 3 times a day. Sometimes they look at us just like this and say, where’s the bird seed?
Unfortunately I don’t have chickens anymore Joe. We had to get rid of them as we are moving home. They have gone to a nice lady who has a farm with lots of other chickens for friends. They all play under apple trees all day long in an orchard. OR, answer B…. we ate them!
I rule the roost at night! But damn I’m hen pecked all damn day! But I have to admit my girls are just gorgeous! Just the right amount of meat on their bones to make a guy say “o my! cock a doddle do”! So I deal with the hen pecking cause the rewards are unbelieveable! Who else can say they have their pick of the ladies 10 times a day!? So alil hen pecking….i can handle it!😜
Ok,, here’s the deal, the sky is not falling, it’s just rain. Omg what we’re we thinking when we voted her into office.
Definitely me and you staring at the Starbucks lady when she tells us how much the coffee is and just before we complain in unison.And that’s Sandra lagging back, hoping no one will notice that she’s with us! Lol!
I heard you say that all three of us will be at your dinner on Sunday then you mentioned dressing. Will it be casual?
Looking down at the helpless grasshopper, they cluck in unison, “Stranger, I hope you can beat a Full House in our high stakes pecker game!”
Hey bar keep take our picture it’s not often you found one with 2 extra sacks and a real big pecker!!!!!
“Theresa can only look on in complete bewilderment as turkey’s Reese-Smug and Johnson convince everyone to vote for Christmas!”
Ok I realise they are hens, but couldn’t think of anything as funny as the turkey comment…..it would have been a poultry effort!
Democrat Caucus Leadership photo op! You made this one too easy Maxwell! You have to admit it’s funny!