One shot to the head and you have enough meat for a year. Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it. Snake (when cooked the right way) is very tasty! I like it grilled on the bbq.
either an instant heart attack or leave immediately closing all doors behind me and won’t go back until someone else has dealt with it and checked and rechecked the whole house. I would then grab a case stuff in some clothes go stay in a hotel or with friends until I sold the house.
Before or after my scream wakes up everyone in the entire west end of Redding? After, you will see me running barefoot, in ,jammies running Northbound on I-5
He appears to have recently eaten, and he will not eat again until this meal is fully digested.
He is also a constrictor, so there is no reason to fear of being venomized.
I am not fond of snakea, but logically there is no cause for concern and removal should be rather easy.
Grab it before it opens the microwave! It’s not venomous, but you may want another person to help with the other end of the snake, just to keep it from giving you a hug.
Scream, faint, die of heart attack, wake up and run like no bodies business screaming the whole time lmao. (Anyone knowing me would find this very funny if i did the above)
After screaming myself hoarse I would be running out of the house and calling 911 and every other number I could think of. I have a major phobia when it comes to snakes.
I’d have Ford come over have her open micro wave door have her put the snake in it and cook it. She’s good at killing things like Brett’and his fam. Lives
I’d say , doctor Ford you are in the wrong house again.
Catch him and mail him to the DNC. It would fit right in with Perez, Ellison and the rest of the snakes in the party.
That’s not my kitchen. Why would I walk in there?
One shot to the head and you have enough meat for a year. Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it. Snake (when cooked the right way) is very tasty! I like it grilled on the bbq.
either an instant heart attack or leave immediately closing all doors behind me and won’t go back until someone else has dealt with it and checked and rechecked the whole house. I would then grab a case stuff in some clothes go stay in a hotel or with friends until I sold the house.
I’m going to burn the house down or never return. 🙄😂 Simple really!
You meant after you go change your pants right?
i yell: “Sam, i told you a thousant times that you just DO NOT reheat dead mice! They lose all the taste !!!!”
Before or after my scream wakes up everyone in the entire west end of Redding? After, you will see me running barefoot, in ,jammies running Northbound on I-5
He appears to have recently eaten, and he will not eat again until this meal is fully digested.
He is also a constrictor, so there is no reason to fear of being venomized.
I am not fond of snakea, but logically there is no cause for concern and removal should be rather easy.
Sorry, I had to wait until after I stopped running to type a response. I didn’t know I could run that fast…🤣🤣
Grab it before it opens the microwave! It’s not venomous, but you may want another person to help with the other end of the snake, just to keep it from giving you a hug.
I have 6 adult snakes less than a foot from my bed…. this would just be a new adventure building a new enclosure….
CLOSE THE DOOR AND RUNNIG
Tell him if he is just reheating the cat just hit the minute button on lower right on the microwave
Set two places and wait to see what the snake has prepared for dinner. Would be welcome anytime at my place. Hopefully those bumps aren’t my cats…
Scream, faint, die of heart attack, wake up and run like no bodies business screaming the whole time lmao. (Anyone knowing me would find this very funny if i did the above)
1. Change underwear
2. Check kitchen again
3. Change underwear
4. Leave house
Walk back out after a WTF moment.
After screaming myself hoarse I would be running out of the house and calling 911 and every other number I could think of. I have a major phobia when it comes to snakes.
Decide there’s a reason yellow appliances went out of favor. That color does not go with the countertops and cabinets.
I’d have Ford come over have her open micro wave door have her put the snake in it and cook it. She’s good at killing things like Brett’and his fam. Lives
replace & cabinets where I shot the hell out that snake
I would scream and then run the hell out!!
My wife’s going to the kitchen now so I showed her this picture then I yelled “check for snakes!” LOL
I’d politely greet my husband and go on to prepare my coffee.
What a BEAUTIFUL snake!! I would keep it and make it a grand enclosure for it until we find a place for it to live without humans hurting it,,