MY HUSBAND. IT’S BLAH BLAH BLAH ALL DAY LONG.

My washing machine in spin cycle sounds like a freight train.

Liberals whining on the TV

This one, when she’s not eating!

Me after a bowl of Chilli !

CNN? Sounds like the garbage disposal!

My WIFE when the wind blows, when it doesn’t, when it rains, when it doesn’t, when the sun shines, when it doesn’t…. Basically FOR EVERY FECKING THING….

My wife after Taco Bell.

My knees when I try to stand up.

Nancy, Maxine, and Upchuck Schumer

MY BED! When the hubby is in the mood. 😉

My kids and my fur baby Molly lol

Ice maker dropping cubes. Startles me every time.

My dog , Jack , His favorite spot is in the recliner looking out the big picture window. He barks when he sees another dog,a cat,people walking up the lane,a squirrel , etc.

Smoke alarms when I cook!

My husband after meals, I never knew those noises were humanly possible, sounds like a plow horse! LOL

My chihuahua. Especially in the fall. He takes personal resentment at ever leaf he sees fall. Every time.

My snoring pets…

If I say her name I’ll never hear the end of it, LOL

I had to get rid of my dishwasher, it started making a terrible nagging noise.

Can’t say my wife will get mad.

My creaking bones when i get up in the morning. LOL

Our cat when he wants attention.

My dishwasher it makes this mumbling sound every time she turns on the water. And it goes away magically when I walk by her very odd Unfortunately I didn’t get a warranty with it. So I’m stuck with it.

Ain’t but 2 of us so it’s got to be my wife! I Plead the 5th!

Cat screams for everything . Food ,cuddles, open door , close door . More food

My Yorkie Jude! That’s ok though!

GRANDKIDS WHEN HAPPY AND PLAYING 😀

Rover…… our artificial intelligence little vacuum cleaner.

Hubby snoring on the couch

Damm kids in apt upstairs.