I keep your couch from running away.

I listen for strange sounds….such as crumbs hitting the floor or cheese wrappers opening.

My names Izzy. I’m a lover. I protect our house from squirrels, leaves, pinecones, crab apples that come in the yard, but if you walk by and you’re a stranger you better pet me, and you can come in and take anything you want as like as you pet me! 😂😂

Ours just searches out for the nearest Drivethru.s

I am a vicious pit bull and banned in many states and countries but my granny loves me ❤️ and she knows those people are wrong.

I need an emotional support human.

I have the heart of a lion

I’m 20 yrs old. I sleep all day and am spoiled rotten!

This is Ziggy guarding the house while I am away. He doesn’t bark until I come home 🏡 💞

I love chicken and belly rubs 😂❤

I will find you and I will kiss you.

I just sit and look handsome.

I’m a shoe eater

We should not diminished one dogs career choice compared to another

I protect my mon and family!

My superpower is looking longingly at the appetizers that my human parents are sharing with each other.

I eat shoes because my owners DIDNT RESEARCH MY BREED and are totally unprepared or unwilling to provide for my needs adequately. My owners probably saw my breed in a movie and being complete morons they totally failed to understand the needs of working breeds.

My boy charlie.he wasn’t planned ,but dam grateful when he came along.4 year old. bully pit /daddy .albino boxer his momma always good.just don’t mess w/ his mobile dog house # my front seat.

I sleep well at night because of Presley 😊

Mommy bodyguard rather she needs one or not ,

My dog protects us..she lets us know when someone goes down our road..or stops, or slows down, and sometimes she protects us from ghosts..our own ghost whisperer..she barks when we can’t see what she sees..a multi purpose canine is our Paisley..

I wear hoodies and silly Christmas sweaters to keep my mom happy 😊

2 Republicans and a Democrat

Shoes cost a lot, but your dog is priceless!

My Saddie eats shoes and socks!!!

No the last one sniffs out drugs, that’s why he looks like that 😆

Daisy ate my boot last night.

My little dogs job is to greet anyone in the house.

We all have our Designated Jobs to do…